new news for little people

This newspaper is aimed directly at the kiddie market because, as we all know, kids need global news. Not only do they need global news, they need limitless advertising that comes with global news, all in bite sized chunks created especially for them.

A novel idea to say the least although you have to wonder whether reading the news at 8 years old will ever be cool. It might be neat to be a super nerd at 25 but let’s face it, when your mother’s still buying your underwear & lunch arrives daily in a plastic box, geekdom equals social termination.

Check it out :: http://www.firstnews.co.uk/